The Commercials Are Coming! The Commercials Are Coming!

So for the third time since Team Blue assumed power (sort of) in Ottawa two and a half years ago, it looks like we've got an election coming up.

You can tell, because every seven months Stephen Harper is allowed to appear on television where someone else is seen speaking. And my God, it shows.

Hey, Steve. Steve! Yeah, lemme help you a little something, mate: You're nicknamed Plastic Man because you look like a freaking Ken Doll. And if you are going to appear in a commercial, DON'T TRY TO SMILE! Seriously, the people in this commercial are paid to smile: they do this professionally. You?

Not so much.