Religion: DOES the Pope Shit in the Woods?

I don't know, but apparently bears would rather not if they can help it. For the past month, we've had great piles of bear scat left on the walking trails, driveways and on the sidewalk in front of my house. Once they come out of the woods, anywhere is open season for excrement, so to speak.

Now, where's the Pope come into all this? Well, more like the twitching, fanatically religious folks who have wandered out of the cozy, self-limiting woods that everyone else was more comfortable with them staying in. And they are leaving great piles of shit for all to see and walk around.

So the folks who are opposed to abortion are all about the "kids being murdered" thing, right?
Of course.

Then when they say they oppose the so-called "morning after pill", it's because it's a variant of abortion, right?
Um. It's not, but that's what they say they believe, so let's give them the benifit of the doubt.

Then when they oppose contraception, it's because they think it might lead to an abortion... or... something...

Then when they oppose gay marriage, it's, uh... To support domestic violence?

Let's face it, they just don't like the idea of sex. Specifically, of sex being fun, and happening "just" for fun. How the hell are these folks getting power in any country, never mind one as sex-obsessed as the United States?

Maybe a member of the Supreme Court has the answer...