Tornado Power!

Two difficulties with wind turbines being used to generate power is that:

1) they are fairly low-output producers
and
2) they need, well, wind.

One way to eliminate these? Trap an artificial tornado and surround it with turbines.

"Hey, Martha! Whut's that sign say?"
"It says, 'Beware of-' WWWAAAAHHHHGGGHH!"

Screw the guard dog, I want one of THESE puppies in my back yard!