August 15, 2006

Other: Important News

Pimping once again.

Recent headlines:

Jet Fuel to be Banned from All Canadian Planes
Mock Disaster Blamed on Mock Muslims
Conspiracy Theorists Claim Israel Controlled by Jews

Doesn't get much better than this.


posted by Thursday at 11:51 am


Blogger The Beaver Examiner said...

Thanks. Very kind of you.


12:08 am  
Blogger Thursday said...

Well earned. Consistently funny stuff, but I'll be amazed if you can keep this pace for a year!

I mean, five times a week? Give your vast staff a raise, not just vacation time.

1:06 pm  
Blogger The Beaver Examiner said...

Well, it takes me about an hour a post, so I'm sort of adding half a day to my work week, so keeping it up for a year will be more a question of time juggling than anything. I've no doubt the news will continue to be stupid enough to provide fodder. The end goal is a book, so I'm working toward something as well. And on your advice, I've given my vast staff a 5000 per cent pay raise, a la the theatre owner on The Muppet Show.


2:43 am  

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