August 15, 2006

Other: Important News

Pimping once again.

Recent headlines:

Jet Fuel to be Banned from All Canadian Planes
Mock Disaster Blamed on Mock Muslims
Conspiracy Theorists Claim Israel Controlled by Jews

Doesn't get much better than this.

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posted by Thursday at 11:51 am

3 Comments:

Blogger The Beaver Examiner said...

Thanks. Very kind of you.

Cheers,
John

12:08 am  
Blogger Thursday said...

Well earned. Consistently funny stuff, but I'll be amazed if you can keep this pace for a year!

I mean, five times a week? Give your vast staff a raise, not just vacation time.

1:06 pm  
Blogger The Beaver Examiner said...

Well, it takes me about an hour a post, so I'm sort of adding half a day to my work week, so keeping it up for a year will be more a question of time juggling than anything. I've no doubt the news will continue to be stupid enough to provide fodder. The end goal is a book, so I'm working toward something as well. And on your advice, I've given my vast staff a 5000 per cent pay raise, a la the theatre owner on The Muppet Show.

Cheers,
John

2:43 am  

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