Other: Advice For Criminals

For the most part, criminals are, well, pretty stupid. For every Hannibal Lecter, there's a thousand of these nimrods. So as a public service to the particularly thick, here's a bit of advice: it's the habits that get you caught, every time. So try to avoid being in the public domain if you happen to be wanted for "murder, illegal weapons charges and multiple counts of kidnapping", okay?

And yes, playing online computer games counts.

**Later addition**

Even funnier, and also done by astoundingly stupid criminals: a September 11 Hoedown. Headlining the last performer who still supports the Iraq War who has even a modicum of talent, jingoist Clint Black.