Other: "First Thing We Do...

...Let's kill all the lawyers."

- from Henry VI, Part II
-act IV, scene II

Or in this case, make sure they are just FABulously dressed!

I don't know how many people remember the lawyer who was fired from his legal firm for being "too gay", but here's the new association he and a partner have just started up:

Hardcore Superstar Legal Management Corporation

My favorite paragraph:

"Making national news headlines in an episode best described as Franz Kafka meets Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, the Universe hit the eject button on Joseph’s legal career when he resigned from Fasken Martineau DuMoulin amid scandal following complaints about his rainbow gay wardrobe by a boo-fest tax partner down the hall."

Gotta love it.

Thanks to Mr. Kelly over at On the Fence for finding this.