Signs This Is Working, #325

The Significant Other and I are driving along the highway home. We pass a camper's water container that has been there for a few days.

SO: I do believe that's one of those water containers you take camping.

I: It could very well be.

SO: You don't think so?

I: Maybe it's an art piece.

SO: Dramatically But is it... ahhhrt?

I: Ahhhrt?

SO: Dramatic still It... moves me. It grasps at air speaks to me.

I: It speaks volumes, perhaps?

Brief silence

SO: I'll have to kill you for that, you know.


Whatever she thinks, I so totally won this marriage.