Signs This Is Working, #325
The Significant Other and I are driving along the highway home. We pass a camper's water container that has been there for a few days.
SO: I do believe that's one of those water containers you take camping.
I: It could very well be.
SO: You don't think so?
I: Maybe it's an art piece.
SO: Dramatically But is it... ahhhrt?
I: Ahhhrt?
SO: Dramatic still It... moves me. It grasps at air speaks to me.
I: It speaks volumes, perhaps?
Brief silence
SO: I'll have to kill you for that, you know.
Whatever she thinks, I so totally won this marriage.
SO: I do believe that's one of those water containers you take camping.
I: It could very well be.
SO: You don't think so?
I: Maybe it's an art piece.
SO: Dramatically But is it... ahhhrt?
I: Ahhhrt?
SO: Dramatic still It... moves me. It grasps at air speaks to me.
I: It speaks volumes, perhaps?
Brief silence
SO: I'll have to kill you for that, you know.
Whatever she thinks, I so totally won this marriage.
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