From Douchebag to Loser in One Easy Step

So, how can you tell when you're a douchebag? The secret lies here:

Claiming that he has been unfairly branded a "douchebag" in the book "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," a Las Vegas man has filed a libel lawsuit against the volume's author and publisher.

You may notice the link to said website off to the right there, down at the bottom. The host, Douchebag1, has a fine compilation of the greasy, the scungy, and the repulsive. Or you could just ask Elizabeth Banks.

The amusing thing is that he's not the first to launch a lawsuit against the publication:

According to a New Jersey Superior Court lawsuit, the women--Yvette Gorzelany, 22; Joanna Obiedzinski, 21; and Paulina Pakos, 24--have been forced to undergo medical treatment and psychological therapy [because of the book].

Because after all, what's a douchebag without hot chicks? Nothing, that's what. Though I do have one word of advice for the theoretical "hotts" who were complaining:

Angered that their photos appear in "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," three New Jersey women have sued the book's author and publisher, claiming that the "vulgar" title has unfairly tarred them as "females who date dubious men."

Don't date dubious men. Problem solved!