March 24, 2010

Tyger, Tyger, Burning Bright

So now that Tiger Woods is back to playing golf, I'm just going to skim down the pertinent facts of his time off:

A staggeringly successful, athletic, globe-trotting young man (who happens to be one of the richest in the world) is revealed to have had several affairs. This is revealed to the world when his wife hits him with a golf club and smashes the window of his car as he tries to escape. He, concussed and unable to steer, crashed said car.

Then his sponsors decide to either drop him or pressure him into getting back together with his wife after counselling to cure his problem.

To clarify:

His problem is that he has sex with women.

Her problem is that when she gets angry, she physically attacks him with a club.

Can anyone please tell me why the Sam Hill he'd want to stay in the marriage?

If you had heard this story being told about Serena Williams (she had affairs and was beaten for it by her husband), would any sane person have encouraged her to stay hitched to the guy?


posted by Thursday at 6:53 pm


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