Be It Resolved

If, in the course of five years, this goober can manage enough words in a row to write what (assuming ignored standards of quality) could be called "a book", then I can manage one of those and two full-length plays by December 31st, 2008.

And, as I'm Canadian and thus not actually able to make money doing that sort of thing, I'd better get my locksmithing course done sometime in there, too.