Applying Wingnut Logic

1) There have been hunger riots in certain parts of the world (thanks, IMF/World Bank!);

2) There has never been a famine in any Democratic nation with a free and open press;

3) The press is only as free as their least popular members.

Which means governments who decide on an invite-only policy are supporting famine!

Heh. Inaccurate, sure; but fun!