It's Something To Be
"He [Lehman Brother's CEO] was on a treadmill with a heart monitor on. Someone was in the corner, pumping iron and he walked over and he knocked him out cold."
Now before you feel too bad about a 62-year old man getting his lights punched out, bear in mind he went to the company gym after announcing the company's collapse a week earlier. Oh, and he's the douche who said this when asked whether he thought he had actually earned his $480 million:
"Mr Fuld said that he had in fact taken about $300 million in pay and bonuses over the past eight years."
Okay, so the guy who punched Mr. Fuld was working out in the executive gym, meaning he was probably hauling in seven figures himself, but still... It's nice to dream, no?